Pity the people who don’t live nearby.
Did you know that the highest point in Delaware is a 448 foot bump on a road? In Florida, the highest point is 345 feet in elevation.
When you get together with friends and family for your next picnic at Lake Allatoona, please observe a moment of silence for Americans who live in those boring states, such as Oklahoma and Nebraska.
Obviously, Lake Allatoona is one of the most delightful spots in the USA. Be sure to share it with your friends across America, but try not to hurt their feelings.